The war's over, Iran will promise to never even think about going nuclear, democracy will flourish throughout the Middle East, the stock market will soar, and Baby Jesus will sleep through the night.
The failure of his death to have an impact on the insurgency will lead Washington pundits to go running for the dictionary to look up what "decentralized, cell-isolated guerilla tactics" means.
Tom Freidman's next book will thus be entitled, "The World Feels Corn-cob Shaped and Is Splitting Me In Half."
The war's over, Iran will promise to never even think about going nuclear, democracy will flourish throughout the Middle East, the stock market will soar, and Baby Jesus will sleep through the night.
ReplyDelete(Can I get that job on Fox and Friends now?)
The failure of his death to have an impact on the insurgency will lead Washington pundits to go running for the dictionary to look up what "decentralized, cell-isolated guerilla tactics" means.
ReplyDeleteTom Freidman's next book will thus be entitled, "The World Feels Corn-cob Shaped and Is Splitting Me In Half."
It maybe that his "matyrdom" only fuels the insurgency.
ReplyDeleteDamned if you do...