The Mayor of Covington (the elected one, not Erik at the Strauss), in light of the shitty weather, declared this Saturday Valentine's Day, which is of course, the second day of the annual Mardei Gras.
I am perplexed as to why they would try to push forward with the Mardei Gras because the sidewalks are covered with glaciers, the street parking will be moved off of Main to the famously "well treated" Covington sidestreets, and who in their right mind will pay money to stand in near zero degree weather to get into a packed bar, and so, for the first time in ten years, the Wizard will not be enjoying Mardei Gras, choosing instead to hang with friends and girlfriend indoors.
At any rate, because Saturday is Valentine's Day, and in case anybody didn't catch it...here's Jason Jones of the Daily Show looking for a little Conservative something something.
Man, that Daily Show bit was excellent! Wiz, if you were 21 you'd brave the cold to stand in line for a .01 percent chance of getting you schleuter hoovered. The Mayor knows that.
ReplyDeleteUnless it breaks off in my hand from frost bite. Fortunately, I can stay in a warm bed with a warm girlfriend.
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