Breaking News!! A top secret Air Force lab near Dayton, OH was locked down yesterday after a reported release of chemicals from an experimental weapon. The exact make up of the chemicals is not known, but their effect has thrown the entire facility into chaos. Personnel in military fatigues have been joined by policemen, construction workers, bikers and at least one scientist clad only in a loin cloth and war bonnet.
"This place has never partied so hard," reported Sgt. Ken Wienner as he and several friends sipped wine coolers in the biomechanics lab's new hot tub.
Breaking News!! A top secret Air Force lab near Dayton, OH was locked down yesterday after a reported release of chemicals from an experimental weapon. The exact make up of the chemicals is not known, but their effect has thrown the entire facility into chaos. Personnel in military fatigues have been joined by policemen, construction workers, bikers and at least one scientist clad only in a loin cloth and war bonnet.
ReplyDelete"This place has never partied so hard," reported Sgt. Ken Wienner as he and several friends sipped wine coolers in the biomechanics lab's new hot tub.
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