Friday, August 24, 2007
From the Genius who brought you "Wang Dang Sweet Poon Tang"
"Got me a ideology/its a reach around".
Update: Nathan, artist and authority on all things Metal, brought up an interesting point: Big Bad Ted is a Draft Dodger. My, isn't that inconvenient, tough guy:
"(Nugent claims) that 30 days before his Draft Board Physical, he stopped all forms of personal hygiene. The last 10 days he ingested nothing but junk food and Pepsi, and a week before his physical, he stopped using the bathroom altogether, virtually living inside his pants caked with excrement and urine. That spectacle won Nugent a deferment."
You're a real bad ass, Ted. Real. Bad. Ass. And...a really good Republican, so there you go.
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This is the same douchenozzle who'd shit himself repeatedly to get out of going to Vietnam.
ReplyDeleteOhh...where can I read about that.
ReplyDeleteI fucking hate Ted Nugent.
ReplyDeleteBeing outed as a chickenhawk can't be too good for the image he has so carefully crafted over the years.
ReplyDeleteFunny you should use that word, considering he tried to marry a 15 year old girl.
ReplyDeleteYep, Ted is a chickenhawk in every sense of the word. Don't be surprised when he sprouts feathers and starts dive-bombing poultry.
ReplyDeleteSweet fuckin' Jesus do I ever hate that man.