Friday, August 24, 2007

From the Genius who brought you "Wang Dang Sweet Poon Tang"



"Got me a ideology/its a reach around".

Update: Nathan, artist and authority on all things Metal, brought up an interesting point: Big Bad Ted is a Draft Dodger. My, isn't that inconvenient, tough guy:

"(Nugent claims) that 30 days before his Draft Board Physical, he stopped all forms of personal hygiene. The last 10 days he ingested nothing but junk food and Pepsi, and a week before his physical, he stopped using the bathroom altogether, virtually living inside his pants caked with excrement and urine. That spectacle won Nugent a deferment."

You're a real bad ass, Ted. Real. Bad. Ass. And...a really good Republican, so there you go.
Posted by at
Labels:

6 comments:

  1. nathanAugust 27, 2007 at 7:09 AM

    This is the same douchenozzle who'd shit himself repeatedly to get out of going to Vietnam.

    ReplyDelete
  2. The WizardAugust 27, 2007 at 9:40 AM

    Ohh...where can I read about that.

    ReplyDelete
  3. The WizardAugust 27, 2007 at 9:42 AM

    I fucking hate Ted Nugent.

    ReplyDelete
  4. DrPumaAugust 27, 2007 at 1:19 PM

    Being outed as a chickenhawk can't be too good for the image he has so carefully crafted over the years.

    ReplyDelete
  5. The WizardAugust 27, 2007 at 1:26 PM

    Funny you should use that word, considering he tried to marry a 15 year old girl.

    ReplyDelete
  6. nathanAugust 27, 2007 at 1:55 PM

    Yep, Ted is a chickenhawk in every sense of the word. Don't be surprised when he sprouts feathers and starts dive-bombing poultry.

    Sweet fuckin' Jesus do I ever hate that man.

    ReplyDelete

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)