I'm a big sentimental schmuck-I even have Charlie Brown's Christmas on DVD, and I will watch A Christmas Carol, beginning to end, and try to recall when being a callous, selfish, greedy prick was a bad thing-you know, before these so called "Conservatives" took over, and the opposition party became the bitches of this Satan (Ghost of Christmas Past? Tip O'Neil, anyone?).
Anyway, I'd everybody to gather 'round the tree, and I'll read you a beautiful, edifying story-just like the one I read last year...
Update: Evidentally, You Tube took the rest the videos down, as well as this one. No worries, though: I'll finish the story for you.
