Tuesday, May 9, 2006

Did you hear about the German Cannibal?

Read the gory details. They’re worth it.

I particularly like the following line for it’s bleak Germanic quality: Bernd-Juergen Brandes, a top IT manager with German firm Siemens ... posted an advert for someone to "obliterate his life and leave no trace."

When I read that line I hear Mike Myers' character, Dieter, from Sprokets.

2 comments:

  1. they severed his penis and tried to eat it together.

    and of course, they're blaming the domineering german mother. can't they come up with something new to explain this?

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  2. How about: boys will be boys.

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