Saturday, August 26, 2006

Bill Maher on science

“Scientists” Have Decided to Cut and Run on Pluto

"Goddamit. Why hasn't somebody introduced The Defense of Planets Act to protect the santity of planethood by defining it solely as the relationship between the Sun and Uranus?"

6 comments:

  1. Just to ruin the old jokes and bring in the new--"Uranus" is supposed to sound like "urine-us."

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  2. Call me old fashioned, but I still say you-rain-us.

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  3. All this talk about uranus makes it very hard for me to repress my homosexuality and vote Republican. Please stop.

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  4. So Wiz freely associates potatoes and assholes, hmm... I see a cliche yet embarassing late night visit to the ER in his future.

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