Better late than never...
What do you expect from a fucker name "Frosty":
"'Condoms don't belong in school, and neither does Al Gore. He's not a schoolteacher', said Frosty Hardison, a parent of seven who also said that he believes the Earth is 14,000 years old. "The information that's being presented is a very cockeyed view of what the truth is. ... The Bible says that in the end times everything will burn up, but that perspective isn't in the DVD'."
Let's examine this analogy:
Condoms are not school teachers, and neither is Al Gore, thus, they don't belong in school.
Makes sense, but then again water fountains, school nurses, security guards and lunch ladies do not belong in school, either, since they are not school teachers. Nor is the Bible, for that matter, but I suspect Frosty would disagree.
Or…
Al Gore is like Birth Control, though I’m sure Tipper would disagree. If this were the case, then perhaps, had he been president, somehow Frosty’s Diaphanous Chromosomes would have been stopped before he condemned his children to a life of miserable ignorance.
Or…
If people (or more curiously, things) that are not school teachers do not belong in school, then isn’t it reasonable to state that, because Frosty isn’t a school teacher, he should shut the fuck up, because his opinion is now “in school” where it doesn’t belong?
Wingnuts make up for a lack of substance by using buzzwords. I'm surprised he didn't say, "Abortion is bad and so is Al Gore."
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