Friday, April 4, 2008

The Stupidest E Mail I Have Ever Received

If you are like me, you have no doubt received a least of few of these whisper campaign emails concerning Senator Obama-you know, the ones about how he is an Islamic Manchurian Candidate and the like.

I was thinking that shining the bright light of reason on this bullshit might be the way to go, though there are far too many for me to debunk them all.

However, this one that I received yesterday takes the fucking cake.

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Not withstanding the fact that the Senator is not a Muslim (as if that should matter), the fact that this secular humanistic magic user knows the goddamned Bible better than the no doubt uber pious author of this, um, "food for thought", is amazing.

The fact that, you know, the words "Muslim" "Islam" and "Mohammed" do not appear any where in the New Testament because, well, Islam wasn't around at the time of its writing, shouldn't dissuade this genius from floating this around. I mean, why let "literal word of God" keep you from your ideological safe place.

Besides, everybody knows that the Anti Christ has already taken power, and his cold iron heart pumps crude oil as his face twists into a hideous smirk about the death of our children.

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Hail Satan!

5 comments:

  1. It's like I told some people yesterday- I have no opinion on the existence of God, but I know for a fact that organized religion does more harm than good. This jackass may be spiritually and intellectually bankrupt, but you know he belongs to a cult where they spread this propaganda every Sunday.

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  2. Are you going to reply and say, "Look, dumbass - the Bible would not have said the Antichrist was Muslim because Islam. Did. Not. Exist. when the Bible was written," or are you just going to excise this slackjaw from your life?

    WF

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  3. You're not a member of his cult and therefore cannot be trusted. You are probably an agent of the devil, or worse, Islam, or even worse, Librulz.

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  4. drpuma says:

    "I have no opinion on the existence of God, but I know for a fact that organized religion does more harm than good."

    You're in good company, eh.

    [Original image to accompany link above]

    ~Roaring...

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