Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Stay the Course

With all the goatfucking in regard to our Iraq policy;
  • Dubious intelligence, which is putting it mildly.
  • Corruption in the puppet government we installed.
  • Creating a void to be filled terrorists.
  • Presiding over a Civil War.
  • Allowing our troops, without proper equipment, to be walking targets.
  • The inability to cope with real threats, vis a vis Afghanistan and Al Quaida, and the war drum beating for a fight with Iran.

Let's chalk one more up:

"Training the police is as important to stabilizing Iraq as standing up an army there, but the United States has botched the job by assigning the wrong agencies to the task, two members of the Iraq Study Group say.


The police training system has not gone well', former Rep. Lee Hamilton, who co-chaired the bipartisan commission, said in remarks prepared for delivery Wednesday to the Senate Judiciary Committee. He was joined in his statements by another member of the study group, Edwin Meese III, who was attorney general during the Reagan administration.


The U.S. erred by first assigning the task of shaping the judicial system in a largely lawless country to the State Department and private contractors who 'did not have the expertise or the manpower to get the job done', Hamilton and Meese said in testimony obtained by The Associated Press."

It goes without saying, at this point, that we are being "lead" by the most incompetent people, presiding over a morally reprehensible war that we started, and I believe that the only way to salvage anything of the prestige and moral high ground that our creed imbues us with is to suck it up, and make BushCo accountable legally.

Folks...they are War Criminals.

Prescience Redux

This week has been a little crazy...

Apparently, Bush, in addition to his usual fanciful assertions, threw in a couple of out and out lies last week.

Oh, and he's calling for political appointees as his eyes and ears on all federal regulatory offices.

Get the feeling he's trying to see how far he can sink this republic? If he's trying for the history books, he'll get there for sure with this shit.

Friday, January 26, 2007

The Pogues - Fiesta

I'll be at the Cock and Bull (Le Poque et Poule?) around happy hour, celebrating the fact that I have managed to survive another year.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Hillary Clinton

Christ, we're no where near Primary Season and yet, here we are, talking candidates.

The truth is that the media has virtually annointed Hillary since she ran for the Senate, and perhaps, she annointed herself, choosing to run out of New York as opposed to Arkansas, where Bill was Governor, or Chicago, where she's originally from. It would seem that Hillary, in a way, feels entitled to this.

What seems to get lost in all of this is that what exactly makes make Hillary entitled to the Presidency of the United States? Because she was First Lady, as she claimed on Olbermann a couple of nights ago. Or maybe its her farsighted support of the War in Iraq, which she lied about in the same interview?

It would seem, while the country is calling for change, the only change she wants is a change of name. It's chilling, really, to think about the last twenty years of government being Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton, almost dynastic in its character. The same suspicions that we had about Bush are applicable here: Are we so starved of leadership that those with the most money win? Certainly, Clinton has by far the biggest warchest of her rivals, but all that was loathsome about how King George got here in the first place can be seen here as well "Some are born great, some have greatness upon them, and get it as a graduation present (or a wedding present).

The worst part is that we need desperately need change, and the country is ready for a seismic shift from radical "conservatives" and their corporatist agenda and imperial aspirations to a reality based, progressive agenda. The GOP is a sitting duck right now, and should Hillary be the nominee, we may very well be looking at Guiliani taking the oath some cold January day, and wonder what the fuck happened...

We need a woman President, that is for sure...Just not this woman, and yet, I fear that some are motivated by the temptation of making history by supporting the first viable female Presidential Candidate. This is unfortunate, because history need not be made with a female President, or a Black President, or a Latino President. The history here is that we found someone to rebuild, to undo what was insidious and corrupt in our Nation's long dark night of the soul, to find our way back to our creed.

Hillary Clinton is not that person.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

You think its bad now...

You should've seen the original plan:

"It’s incredible that you had to ask for that.

It is incredible. That’s what I said to Andy Card. Said it to Powell, said it to Rice. Might have even said it to the president. And finally, begrudgingly, they sent over a resolution for Congress to approve. Well, it was astounding. It said they could go anywhere in the region.

It wasn’t specific to Iraq?

Oh no. It said the whole region! They could go into Greece or anywhere. I mean, is Central Asia in the region? I suppose! Sure as hell it was clear they meant the whole Middle East. It was anything they wanted. It was literally anything. No boundaries. No restrictions."


via Katie G.

The G is for Gawddamn

I was going to post on this, but I doubt I could do it any better.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Prescience: Yes Virginia, there is a War On

"'Dear George W. Bush. If there's anything you know, I, Ashley Pearson, age 10, can do to help anyone, please send me a letter and tell me what I can do to save our country'. She added this P.S.: "If you can send a letter to the troops, please put, 'Ashley Pearson believes in you'." (Applause.)

While sipping my coffee this morning, flipping between CNN and WKRC, my mind wandered to The State of The Union address tonight, and how very badly things have been botched these six years...

As many of you are aware, these last years, particularly the last two or so, have been hard, because of what was a matter of public record well before the 2004 Presidential Campaign, yet so many failed to believe what the truth was. Even though people have come around somewhat, I have trouble with "better late than never". It's depressing: How much could have been stopped? King George could have been in the rearview, and we could have been attempting repairs on what maybe inreparable.

Needless to say: There's no satisfaction in "I told ya so!", not in this case.

Covington begat The_Wizard: He is the Ur in this case, Blog the Father to my Blog the Son, though I make no pretense at matyrdom, nor do I necessarily attribute divinity to Covington.

However, what I will attribute to Covington is that he is one sharp motherfucker, and while any of us could have found this stuff, paid attention, and made logical conclusions, he actually did (as did many others who were ostracized or ignored):

"One thing that has been on my mind is the "one percent" strategy Bush can't seem to let go of. In Afghanistan (where we needed to invade at the time) and in Iraq (where we didn't) we are making the same mortal blunder, taking the major cities (one percent of the country) then declaring victory, while ceding the rest of the country to a sort of lawless darwinism in which only the most radical American-hater thrives and rises to the top. It's almost like they want to create the perfect petri-dish conditions to evolve another generation of bin Ladens. They have a lot of practice, the American Right Wing having been the primary support and ally of both Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden during the 1980s.

Why would they choose a strategy that so transparently is creating more problems for the US and the western allies? Do they think that the American electorate is so stupid that any danger or fear gives Republicans an advantage, even if they created the problem? Are they right?
posted by Covington at 12/30/2003 09:21:40 AM"


Prescience can be defined as forethought or foresight, the understanding of cause and effect, and the ability to see the implications of actions now down the line. Many did, except for the people in charge, who were either disasterously stupid, willfully ignorant, or flat out malfeaseant. I choose Covington to make this point, because he makes it so eruditely.

A month later, King George gave his State of The Union address:

"We also hear doubts that democracy is a realistic goal for the greater Middle East, where freedom is rare. Yet it is mistaken, and condescending, to assume that whole cultures and great religions are incompatible with liberty and self-government. I believe that God has planted in every human heart the desire to live in freedom. And even when that desire is crushed by tyranny for decades, it will rise again." (Applause.)

Would that applause be greeted with the sound of crickets chirping? If an ideologue falls in the wilderness, who gives a shit?

It will be interesting to watch. How much will Georgie keep humping the lie? How "skillfully" can he weave his grand narrative. He's looking at history, now, already thinking postumous.

The postumous is the past, buddy, and the fifth column know in the popular demonology of the day (two years ago) as the academic "left" already had you figured out.

So, how did George answer young Ashley?

" Ashley, your message to our troops has just been conveyed. And, yes, you have some duties yourself. Study hard in school, listen to your mom or dad, help someone in need, and when you and your friends see a man or woman in uniform, say, 'thank you'.(Applause.) And, Ashley, while you do your part, all of us here in this great chamber will do our best to keep you and the rest of America safe and free." (Applause.)

Hopefully, you've smartened up some since then, Ashley. Be sure to thank your parents who "helped" you write that, and thank them on behalf of the 100 plus Americans who died over the weekend in Iraq, and the over 1800 hundred that have died since since they helped re-elect this ingrate.

Oh, and if you have smartened up...Get this asshole and his cronies out of office. Try to remember your duty to democracy this time.

And kick your parents in the shins.

HARD.

In Case You Forgot

The Wedge Issue

"The 34th annual March for Life in Washington gathered thousands of pro-lifers who were greeted by President Bush who talked about 'the day when every child is welcomed in life and protected into law'."

Translation:

"The 34th annual March for Life in Washington gathered thousands of pro-lifers who were greeted by President Bush who talked about 'the day when every child is welcomed in life and then enlists for the big new war I'm planning'."

Monday, January 22, 2007

Lame Duck: The Fabled Damned of Nations (slight return)

This is starting to feel like watching a slo-mo car wreck, except that I'm watching it again:

"Officials point to new developments, such as a recent meeting in Rome between an Iranian arms dealer and controversial neoconservative Michael Ledeen and the March creation of the Iranian directorate inside the Pentagon, as examples of recent events similar to the lead up with war in Iraq."

Shit...

"That stony law I stamp to dust: and scatter religion abroa;
To the four winds as a torn book, & none shall gather the leaves;
But they shall rot on desart sands, & consume in bottomless deeps;
To make the desarts blossom, & the deeps shrink to their fountains,"

Brand America

The Pinto of Democracies!

Or How to Turn Chicken Shit into Chicken Salad.

Friday, January 19, 2007

Lame Duck: The Fabled Damned of Nations

Bush is alone, which is exactly where his pea brained Ayn Randjob philosophy wants him: Vigilante, Paladin, The Pale Rider, The Last "Just" Man in a world of sin, and the will of the people be damned, he'll burn the mother fucker down if he feels like it.

Yes, feels like it.

A guy like him doesn't need to think, because he instinctively knows what is right, because he is our Republic. His Will is Our Will, and his will, evidentally, is to scourge the planet in a nihilistic rape fantasy worthy of "The Circle of Blood".

Well, it was a nice run, wasn't it? A Peaceful, Free Republic, I mean.

It's not like somebody didn't see this coming, though...

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"The terror answerd: I am Orc, wreath'd round the accursed tree:
The times are ended; shadows pass the morning gins to break;
The fiery joy, that Urizen perverted to ten commands,
What night he led the starry hosts thro' the wide wilderness:
That stony law I stamp to dust: and scatter religion abroa;
To the four winds as a torn book, & none shall gather the leaves;
But they shall rot on desart sands, & consume in bottomless deeps;
To make the desarts blossom, & the deeps shrink to their fountains,
And to renew the fiery joy, and burst the stony roof.
That pale religious letchery, seeking Virginity,
May find it in a harlot, and in coarse-clad honesty
The undefil'd tho' ravish'd in her cradle night and morn:
For every thing that lives is holy, life delights in life;
Because the soul of sweet delight can never be defil'd.
Fires inwrap the earthly globe, yet man is not consumd;
Amidst the lustful fires he walks: his feet become like brass,
His knees and thighs like silver, & his breast and head like gold."

-William Blake, America a Prophecy, 1793-1821, (Copy O, Plate 10)

via Rintrah Roars

Rumors of War

I'm not generally in the business of rumormongering, but a friend of mine told me before I arrived for a visit that he had seen a news flash on CNN about an Iranian Missile Strike on one of our warships in the gulf, and shortly after, the Defense Department denies it...

Somebody is lying, but who?

Starting to smell like the Gulf of Tonkin to me...

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Well...this is interesting

Strange bedfellows:

"'Whether God created the Earth in a millisecond or whether it evolved over billions of years, the issue we agree on is that it needs to be cared for today', said Rich Cizik, vice president of government relations for the National Association of Evangelicals, which represents 45,000 churches."

But what will Bush say? James Dobson? Pat Robertson?

Oh yeah..."Liberal Conspiracy".

Cold Hearted MOFO

Via Katie G...

Speaking of dicks...this guy is suing the homeless.

The Imperial President

Is this the end of the Imperial Presidency of Bush? It might seem so, but I'm not ready to start uncorking the bubbly.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Sounds Good to Me

I remember a time when student loans were held by banks, and it was annoying. They often sold the loans to each other, and more often, did not bother to inform you. I had no idea who was holding what loan. I had 6 different payment books, with student loans ranging from $750 to $30000.

Then Along Came Sallie (Mae), and while I was able to get my students loans consolidated into one payment book, the rates went up to do so. I think the student loan system, as constituted now, is a scam, and I would support this:

"Increased loan fees would raise $2.7 billion and reducing guaranteed lender profit margins would raise another $2.5 billion over the same period, according to CBO. The remainder of the cost would be raised by reducing lender guarantees and retaining certain guaranty agency collections."

However, no good deed goes uncommented on by BushCo, and thus, this bit of b.s.:

Warning that it may be bad to encourage students to borrow more, the White House announced Tuesday that it is opposed to a student loan interest rate cut being pushed this week by House Democrats.

"'Student debt loads have soared in recent years, and it is not clear that encouraging more loans is a wise course', the White House's Office of Management and Budget said in a statement of opposition. Encouraging more debt could 'fuel today's upward tuition spiral', the OMB warned."


Certainly, since Bush is the Fiscal Rock of Gibraltar, it behooves us to take this sage this sage like caution at face value.

Or, because Sallie Mae would obviously oppose such a measure, perhaps Bush is paying off that favor, helping to feed this glorified pay day loan joint more desperate, life time debtors, like me.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Obama

Covington has it on good authority that Obama will announce today (though this may not be news to you at this point).

While I think he might make a great candidate, he is, at this point, still an unknown with no experience, and I am not inclined to go with a candidate that makes me "feel" good as opposed to one that is good.

In other words, people voted for Bush because he made them "feel" something (???), and that kind of subjective touchy feely bullshit, rather than a record, is exactly why King George is...well, King George.

Nevertheless, I say let Obama run, get his nose bloody, and learn something. If he lives up to his potential, in four to eight years, he may be the second coming of Bobby Kennedy, and God Help him.

Monday, January 15, 2007

Lieberman

Cenk Uygur on Joe...

"This man claims to be a moral standard-bearer and then deceives the very people that trusted him to protect their interests. As usual with these religious hypocrites, he doesn't have any morals at all. The only thing that matters to Joe Lieberman is Joe Lieberman. And oh yeah, screwing up Iraq as much as humanly possible.

There is no excuse for giving the Bush administration a pass on Hurricane Katrina. None. The people of Connecticut trusted him to do what he said he'd do. This is a gross violation of that trust.

We were right, and now it is patently obvious who Joe Lieberman really is. These are his last six years in the Senate, so he better enjoy it while it lasts. He isn't the senator from Nebraska (actually the Republican senator from that state is a thousand times more reasonable than Lieberman on foreign policy). He is the senator from one of the bluest states in the country, Connecticut. Well, at least he was."

A Would Be Post

Better late than never...

What do you expect from a fucker name "Frosty":

"'Condoms don't belong in school, and neither does Al Gore. He's not a schoolteacher', said Frosty Hardison, a parent of seven who also said that he believes the Earth is 14,000 years old. "The information that's being presented is a very cockeyed view of what the truth is. ... The Bible says that in the end times everything will burn up, but that perspective isn't in the DVD'."

Let's examine this analogy:

Condoms are not school teachers, and neither is Al Gore, thus, they don't belong in school.

Makes sense, but then again water fountains, school nurses, security guards and lunch ladies do not belong in school, either, since they are not school teachers. Nor is the Bible, for that matter, but I suspect Frosty would disagree.

Or…

Al Gore is like Birth Control, though I’m sure Tipper would disagree. If this were the case, then perhaps, had he been president, somehow Frosty’s Diaphanous Chromosomes would have been stopped before he condemned his children to a life of miserable ignorance.

Or…

If people (or more curiously, things) that are not school teachers do not belong in school, then isn’t it reasonable to state that, because Frosty isn’t a school teacher, he should shut the fuck up, because his opinion is now “in school” where it doesn’t belong?

Friday, January 12, 2007

World Destruction

Re: What's the opposite of a break in the action?

I've been tagged by Trav over at WireCan, thus I am compelled to answer the call. Watch this drive:

1. Name a book that you want to share so much that you keep giving away copies:
That's tough, because I've lost all sorts of books over the years, but I would have to say that the reigning champ is Ferdinand Celine's Death on the Installment Plan, with three copies floating around the Tri-State (hincty, no?). It's an edifying work that allows one to wallow in the feeling that everybody around one really is an asshole.

2. Name a piece of music that changed the way you listen to music:
"I Heard Her Call My Name" from the Velvet Underground's 1968 masterstroke White Light/White Heat. Imagine Ricky Nelson's "Just a Little Too Much" recast as an Methadrine Ophelia hallucination, with two guitar breaks that sound like a Dodge being fed into a turbine. This track actually makes you feel like you just shot the speed.

3. Name a film you can watch again and again without fatigue: Salo: The 120 Days of Sodom (just kidding). Actually, come to think of it, it would be a three way tie between The Virgin Suicides Monthy Python's Meaning of Life and Beyond the Valley of the Dolls.

4. Name a performer for whom you suspend of all disbelief: Charlie Chaplin. I can't believe someone was ever so possessed of Genius.

5. Name a work of art you'd like to live with: Warhol's Mao Wallpaper. I want my house done in it.

6. Name a work of fiction which has penetrated your real life: Ulysses by James Joyce. GAWD-DAM!

7. Name a punch line that always makes you laugh: "Your Brother wanted to use the car last night". What can you say? Even without knowing the joke, it just sounds funny.

Pass it on, folks.

Monday, January 8, 2007

Happy Birthday!


David Bowie Turns 60 Today.

It's hard to say anything about Bowie that hasn't already been said, but his influence on music is incalculable as is his influence on me: I named my blog after one of his songs, after all.

Cheers!

Saturday, January 6, 2007

Profiteering

There was a time when war profiteering was a punishable offense, instead of just a wink and a nod.

Looks like Leahy, taking a page out of the FDR/Truman playbook, is looking to stop it.

Oh, and while I'm at it: I found this genius. Stupidity knows no nationality.

STEEL CAGE MATCH

I certainly have said mean shit about Joe Scarborough in the past, and his shameless hewing of the party line when it was clear that Bush's bullshit was not applebutter.

However, since O'Reilly started in on NBC because of Olbermann, I've suddenly got a new respect for Joe.

Is it possible that the end is nigh for Fox's hatchet man? Do you think he could get back on A Current Affair?

Onward Christian Soldiers

Covington sent me this the other day, and I just got around to looking at it:

"The drive by the Christian right to take control of military chaplaincies, which now sees radical Christians holding roughly 50 percent of chaplaincy appointments in the armed services and service academies, is part of a much larger effort to politicize the military and law enforcement. This effort signals the final and perhaps most deadly stage in the long campaign by the radical Christian right to dismantle America’s open society and build a theocratic state. A successful politicization of the military would signal the end of our democracy. "

Then I found this. An evangelical world cabal? The protestant Opus Dei?

God help us.

VA

Watch this.

This is a training video for VA doctors.

BC Agent Orange Syndrome? Ancient Gulf War Syndrome?

How do you say "We can't help you...you are not sick" in Babylonian?

Ghost Tyrants in the Sky

"Saddam Hussein could become a martyr for his supporters because of the controversial circumstances surrounding his hanging, German Foreign Minister Frank-Walter Steinmeier said in a newspaper interview."

Unfortunately, in the goatfuck that is Iraq and, to be precise about it, our policy towards it.

If you think about it, precious little about the trial seemed entirely above boards, and the appearance of a kangaroo court only fuels the enmity towards us.

See, its something like this that gives the appearance of illegitimacy of the government itself (as if it didn't already stink like that), tending to give the impression that the regime in place now is just a puppet of the BushCo. I think I've heard this one before...

Except the punchline isn't funny; it is a warning, one that has played out for thousands of years of god-emperors trying to build nations and empires. The hubris of ideology reduces subjects to objects, people as ends becoming means to an end. The hubris of ideology is always mercenary.

BushCo is mercenary, and always has been, and what is more, their pursuit of surety and ideological gain damns us to an enveloping sinkhole of carnage and decay for the foreseeable future.

I'm not suggesting a pogrom against republicans or anything, but I certainly would like to personally thank each and every person with a Bush/Cheney sticker on their vehicle, on behalf of every drop of blood that's hit the ground in Babylon.

"Thanks for the knee jerk. Thanks for thinkin' it through. Sleep well last night?".

Friday, January 5, 2007

Almost...

but doesn't quite make up for the abortions that were the last two outings for the orange and black...

"Bill Cowher Expected to Resign Friday"

Fer Crissakes

Is this really what it comes down to?

via Covington email

"For fuck's sake, on Diane Rehm this morning, the panel is discussing whether the fact that Barrack Obama is a cigarette smoker will torpedo his campaign. The consensus was that a smoker cannot be elected president."

This is one of the reasons I never listen to NPR: What the hell do any of these soma-folk know about the goddamned people.

Allow me to illuminate: People want to know why their Moms, Dads, Brothers and Sisters are still in Iraq, if they haven't already come home in a box. People want to know whether their pensions, which they worked all their lives for, will be safe. People want to know why we no longer innovate and why the manufacturing has been shipped overseas. People want to know why all the wealth keeps going up, and why its never comes back down.

And these geniuses are worried about whether a guy has trouble quitting cigarettes? What could that possibly have to do with being President.

Besides, Obama's success or failure (likely failure) in '08 will have nothing to do with his smoking, and will have everything to do with the fact he hasn't served a full term yet...

...or this shit...

Or this shit.

Thursday, January 4, 2007

"Rehnquist Had Hallucinations"

This is one hell of an attention grabber, that's for sure.

Except for one thing: Placidyl is not a painkiller. It is a hypnotic sedative, and the difference between the two classifications is somewhat important. I'm not a doctor, but I have known a lot of people with moderate to severe back pain, and they typically aren't treated with coma strength barbituates?

I wonder if ABC is just pharma-stupid and confused the drugs, or if the FBI is just pharma-stupid, and got confused, or its something else? Who knows?

One thing is for sure, and I speak from experience: Placidyls will drop a fucking elephant.

Powdered Toast Prime Minister

If Tony Blair handles this like he handled Iraq, Ulster will be in flames by the end of the week.

On the other hand, he did give up quality time with one of the Bee Gee's to attend to the "Irish Problem", though the only problem here is that the English cannot accept that the Irish are not English. Of course, the English couldn't accept that the Indians weren't English, and neither were the Nigerians. Guess old habits die hard.

And on that note...Black 47's "Bobby Sands, MP".


I just finished Larry Kirwan's Green Suede Shoes, which is as interesting a read as you're likely to get-afterall, he's the genius behind one of my all time favorite pub anthems "I Got Laid on James Joyce's Grave".

Testicules de Macaque

The ironically named Virgil Goode, showing just what a complete ass he is, gets a further plate of his chickenshit brain to feast upon, with no hope of it transubstantiating into chicken salad.

"Rep.-elect Keith Ellison, the first Muslim elected to Congress, will use a Quran once owned by Thomas Jefferson during his ceremonial swearing-in Thursday."

That's gotta be bitter, Virgil. Here's something to wash that down with:

"As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion; as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquillity, of Mussulmen; and, as the said States never entered into any war, or act of hostility against any Mahometan nation, it is declared by the parties, that no pretext arising from religious opinions, shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries."

The rather antiquated references not withstanding, the is the Treaty of Tripoli, signed in 1797, and the law of the land ever since.

Oh, and one more thing, Mr. "Goode": Just because George Allen got beat, doesn't mean you have to fill some kind of ignorance quota for Virginia.